Archive for June, 2008

Japanese Humor


Monday, June 30th, 2008 by admin

An oxymoron you say? Well, it’s not the most advanced humor on the planet, but it does exist.


Singapore’s Competitive Advantage?


Monday, June 30th, 2008 by admin

TT was in Singapore last week for a court appearance, the first time in two years that we have visited the Lion City. The best thing about Singapore is its airport, which claims to have the lowest duty free prices in the region. To our surprise, the prices were not the best we’ve seen, although with inflation starting up it may become more difficult to keep track of the real bargains. Here’s a rundown of some of the deals on offer (as usual, all are for a 1 liter bottle unless otherwise noted, and are in US$, converted at the rate of 1.365):

$48.72 Glenlivet 15-year scotch
$68.13 Glenlivet 18-year scotch
$188.28 Johnny Walker Blue scotch
$47.99 Glenfiddich 12-year scotch
$31.36 Chivas Regal 12-year scotch (1.14 l)
$83.52 Chivas Regal 18-year scotch
$134.07 Remy Martin XO cognac
$165.57 Hennessy XO cognac
$15.68 Absolut vodka
$22.56 Baileys liquer
$16.04 Kahlua liquer
$18.10 Bombay Saphire gin
$15.09 Bacardi rum
$17.07 Myers rum
$15.68 Jim Beam bourbon
$40.29 Taylors 10-year port (75 cl)
$78.39 Taylors 20-year port (75 cl)
$151.65 Dom Perignon 2000 champagne (75 cl)


Off They Go, Into the Wild Grey Yonder


Saturday, June 28th, 2008 by admin

China’s would-be pilots are finding that with a bit of duct tape and chicken wire, they can get into the air.

(Hat tip to Thomas Crampton)


Unction for Oleaginous Cuisine


Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 by admin

We just received a press release from Japan’s Oki Electronics that henceforth the company’s employee canteen in Tokyo will do double duty as fuel supplier to its fleet of diesel trucks. The leftover oil and grease from the kitchen will be converted into biodiesel. While this may seem like a worthy effort to reduce dependence on hydrocarbons, decrease carbon footprint, etc. etc., there is an obvious ethical objection: Doesn’t this incentivize the company to serve ever greater proportions of greasy food to its employees? It seems that the workers’ coronary arteries will be among the victims of the latest oil shock.


Softly, Softly on China


Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 by admin

Two fascinating articles appeared in the last day which, while very different, both shed light on the tendency of Westerners to give China a free ride on issues of human rights and civil liberties. Paul Mooney writes on self-censorship in the groves of academia, while the China diary of George H.W. Bush’s tenure as ambassador to Beijing reveals, ironically enough, infuriation with his countrymen for failing to apply the same standards used to criticize the Soviet Union.


Drifting Youth


Monday, June 23rd, 2008 by admin

China may have fallen out of love with the bicycle, but there are a few kids doing something interesting with their beat-up bikes.


Rocking Comics


Monday, June 23rd, 2008 by admin

Graphic artist Coco Wang’s renderings of earthquake stories capture a full range of emotions triggered by the May 12 earthquake.


Rings Around the Bikinis


Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 by admin

1,200 girls in bikinis formed the Olympic rings in Guangzhou, apparently as part of an effort to set a world record. The Olympics are truly inspiring the Chinese people to outstanding aesthetic achievements.


Bang! You’re Dead


Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 by admin

Chinese cops execute a hostage taker. Extremely graphic.


Bad Breath, Bad Temper


Saturday, June 21st, 2008 by admin

Think twice before you tell somebody they have bad breath, especially if they have a lead pipe handy. That’s the message of this Philippine Inquirer story about a Quezon City man who was bludgeoned to death in retaliation for his observation. The police are now hunting for Federico Marcos Jr., who reportedly said “Do not tell me that I have bad breath. I won’t mind going to jail as long as I get to kill you.”


The Power to Be Different … And Then Apologize


Saturday, June 21st, 2008 by admin

A new commercial featuring Richard Gere driving to a suspiciously free-looking Tibet has gotten Fiat in hot water in China.


When the Cat’s Away, the Mice Don’t Play


Friday, June 20th, 2008 by admin

This just in from Xinhua: Chinese scientists have found that the scent of cat urine on a male mouse makes him more attractive to female mice. Par for the course with Xinhua, the story is so confusing it’s hard to say exactly what the experiment showed. But maybe this will help explain one of the mysteries of human behavior, why women are attracted to bad boys and men with fast cars — a whiff of danger is the ultimate turn-on.


Japan’s Old Porn Stars Don’t Die…


Friday, June 20th, 2008 by admin

Time magazine exposes the newest thing in Japanese pornos, movies starring elderly couples. It’s all part of the aging of society, we suppose. But titles like “Forbidden Elderly Care” make us wonder whether perhaps video night at the nursing home should be chaperoned.


Mall Rats, Quite Literally


Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 by admin

A journalist’s account of an afternoon in the world’s biggest, and emptiest, mall in Dongguan, and learning how to play card games with the bored staff.


How Queer


Monday, June 16th, 2008 by admin

Looks like Hong Kong University is embracing one of the worst parts of Western academia: multi-culti victim studies. We received an email today announcing the launch of a book series from HKU Press entitled “Queer Asia,” and dedicated to opening “a space for books from all disciplines on non-normative sexuality and gender cultures, identities and practices in Asia.” An attempt to explain what that mouthful of jargon really means is promised at the launch party.


The Whiff of Justice


Sunday, June 15th, 2008 by admin

Reuters has the scoop on a mentally ill Singaporean man sentenced to 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of the cane for sniffing women’s armpits.


Lights Out at Timeout Beijing


Thursday, June 12th, 2008 by admin

Presumably one of the reasons for hosting the Olympics was to show the world that China has a vibrant cultural scene and is no longer a country of dingy state-run restaurants where the staff’s standard refrain is “mei you” (don’t have). So it’s hard to understand the decision to close down Beijing Timeout magazine, which like its counterparts around the world is dedicated to helping you find the hippest hangouts and most happening cultural venues. (Download the last issue here.)


Bring Your Flak Jacket to Beijing?


Thursday, June 12th, 2008 by admin

An interesting piece from the American Journalism Review on the possible dangers facing foreign journalists covering the Olympics in Beijing. OK, so it is a bit overwrought. But then again it is not too hard to imagine a violent outburst against foreigners by Chinese fans upset about their champion’s loss on the sporting field — it has happened before.


Taipans Read FEER


Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 by admin

After many years of watching Amazon in vain, we finally found a copy of “Noble House” on DVD. Apparently it just came out, as it is prominently displayed at the Hong Kong HMV. First aired on American television in 1988, the eight-hour miniseries is a pretty good take on the territory in the 1980s. Not having read the book, we can’t say how faithful it is to James Clavell’s original, but it has good production values, not to mention Pierce Brosnan and some other fine actors. The juxtapositioning within a few days of several real-life disasters — the fire in the Aberdeen floating restaurant, a mid-levels high rise falling down, and a jockey trampled to death on the track — gives the impression that Hong Kong was once a thrilling, if dangerous, place indeed. Check out John Rhys-Davies as the evil taipan Quillan Gornt perusing the Feb. 5, 1987 issue of the Far Eastern Economic Review.


Rudd’s Japan En Passant


Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 by admin

PM Kevin Rudd’s belated visit to Japan catches the gimlet eye of the Australian’s animation department (that’s what we need!) here.
Meanwhile, the Cairns Post has the thrilling tale of a man whose, er, trouser snake was bitten by a real snake. Must have been a case of snake envy.


Slumming in Singapore


Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 by admin

From the Hong Kong Standard we learned of this novel application of YouTube: Shaming deadbeat dads. Briton Simon Sywak has been dodging his ex-wife Helen in the U.K., claiming he couldn’t pay his alimony because he’s jobless and broke. Turns out he’s been working as a VP for JP Morgan in Singapore. Dunno, but we’ve heard they pay pretty well. Or maybe they don’t once their employees get done for failing to comply with court orders. Helen believes he may now be hiding out in Hong Kong.


The Young and the Restless…


Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 by admin

… Chinese version. Ambrica Productions has a new Frontline program on China’s young people for America’s public broadcasting stations, to be aired June 17.


North Koreans Go Cuckoo for Cuckoo Cookers


Monday, June 9th, 2008 by admin

RFA Unplugged reports on a new craze among Pyongyang’s elite for a deluxe brand of South Korean rice cookers. The perfect product to show off your wealth in a socialist paradise where most people don’t have enough rice to eat, let alone a fancy cooker.


MICE Go Meta


Monday, June 9th, 2008 by admin

Hong Kong is host to many a trade show and exposition, but one upcoming event this week at the convention center caught our eye: The ITE MICE show. This is an expo about, well, holding expos (MICE stands for meetings, incentives, conference and exhibitions). Actually it turns out this is hardly unique — there is a whole industry that revolves around setting up meetings for the meetings industry with a busy calendar. Now, we’d like to be first in proposing a convention of MICE industry convention planners….


Japanese Only


Monday, June 9th, 2008 by admin

The tragic murders in Akihabara yesterday have justifiably shocked Japan, especially since it is only a few months since another such case of a man running amok with a knife killing random Tokyoites. But as this blog post notes, there is a certain irony to this attack taking place in Akihabara. The area is home to the MAD store, which sells hunting knives. And the store, like many businesses in Japan, prominently displays a “no foreigners” sign — apparently gaijin are too dangerous to be trusted with sharp objects. As Pogo said, “We have met the enemy, and he is us.”


Watermelons, Hula and Obama


Sunday, June 8th, 2008 by admin

Two wacky stories from Reuters, the first about the $6,000 watermelon (what, $100 canteloupes weren’t good enough?), and the second about a hula troupe in the city of Obama which is paying tribute to an American politician of the same name.


Don’t Diss the BBQ


Friday, June 6th, 2008 by admin

The Marmot’s Hole points out a potentially explosive new element in the ongoing controversy between the U.S. and Korea over beef imports: Michael Jordan refuses to eat Korean barbeque in the new Hanes commercial below.


Global Warming Solved?


Thursday, June 5th, 2008 by admin

Scientists in New Zealand have found a way to reduce sheep farting, a major source of greenhouse gases. If it works for cows too, it could dramatically cut the world’s output of methane, which has a much greater effect on climate than carbon dioxide.


Plug for Dunhill


Thursday, June 5th, 2008 by admin

Sally Lo MBE, chairman of the Hong Kong Cancer Fund and one of Hong Kong’s great and good, sent out an email to supporters Wednesday with an apology. It turns out that the Fund’s new Prostate Cancer awareness campaign’s corporate sponsor was unsuitable: “It was brought to our attention that Alfred Dunhill, who we regard as a luxury brand of clothing and accessories, is also linked to the tobacco industry.” Quelle horreur!
It’s worth noting that Dunhill cigarettes are made by British American Tobacco, and are absolutely delicious. Try one today!
Moreover, luxury brands group Richemont owns both 30% of BAT as well as the Dunhill brand. It also produces Cartier, Van Cleef & Arpels, Piaget, Vacheron Constantin, Jaeger-LeCoultre, IWC, Panerai, Montblanc, Chloe, Shanghai Tang, Baume and Mercier, Lange & Sohne, Lancel, Montegrappa and Purdey. So if Hong Kong Taitais are boycotting brands associated with Dunhill cigarettes, they may find themselves with few baubles to play with.


Irony Alert


Thursday, June 5th, 2008 by admin

This evening the REVIEW won two honorable mentions at the Society of Publishers in Asia (SOPA) annual dinner. But it was amusing to find that, even in an event run by reporters and editors, a major typo crept in: The banner on stage proclaimed the “2008 Awards for Editional Excellence.” There but for the grace of God go I, we editions were thinking.


Two Characters in Action


Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 by admin

When the world’s newscasters start mispronouncing “Beijing” this August, direct them here.


If the Label Fits…


Monday, June 2nd, 2008 by admin

An interesting discussion over at the China Hearsay blog of Michael Ledeen’s essay in the May REVIEW, “Beijing Embraces Classical Fascism.”


Factory Girls Grow Up


Monday, June 2nd, 2008 by admin

Leslie Chang, former WSJ reporter and TT’s roomie in the mid-1990s, will soon (Oct. 7) publish her first book, “Factory Girls: From Village to City in a Changing China.” In the meantime, read the teaser at the China Beat blog.


Bad Joss for Lai See


Sunday, June 1st, 2008 by admin

Before anyone thinks that we have it in for SCMP scribes, there have always been plenty of good journalists at the paper. Take Ben Kwok, who of late has been writing the Lai See column on the back of the business section.
Word on the street has it that Mr. Kwok’s May 20 column so angered Henderson Land Chairman Lee Shau-kee that a call went out to the paper’s top management to demand the writer be fired. The reporter’s sin was simply to point out that while Mr. Lee criticized Sun Hung Kai for including the three Kwok brothers in its top management — “Too many kids working in a company could spell trouble” — he himself has given three of his five children roles in his own company. Thankfully, it seems that for now the SCMP’s tycoon owners are backing up their writer.